The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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