Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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