I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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