Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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