Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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