why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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