I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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