Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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