epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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