There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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