Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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