I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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