You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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