Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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