i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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