im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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