Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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