she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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