And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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