is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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