Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
