I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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