I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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