This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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