D3 body, D1 cock
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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