So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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