she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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