As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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