Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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