its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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