Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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