you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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