On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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