i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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