I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
