Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
