Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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