Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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