So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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