Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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