Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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