I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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