Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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