Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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