Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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