She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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