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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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