He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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