I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
