Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
