I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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