How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you didnt know i had herpes?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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