my room smells like sperm. sweet.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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